Every so often, I get a friend request on Facebook, I know I shouldn’t accept, they always lead to heart break, cut down too soon before they are executed or something.
They always start out the same, I hit accept, and a few minutes later, there’s a message, HELLO! HOW ARE YOU? MY NAME IS ______! I am happy to meet you!
99.9 percent of the time, the conversation soon turns.
“Do you have Hangout?”
I don’t. I should add that to my profile but these folks never ever read the profile, they just want to get to the romance quickly.
Today’s love of the moment is Tsegay Araya.
She and I were destined to be, but Facebook is a jealous monster and well, you shall see in our conversation.
Her messages are in the red, mine are in blue.
Chat Conversation Start
You’re friends on Facebook
Lives in Washington D.C.
8:52 AM
Hello how are you doing today?
Just awful. How about you?
Am fine nice to meet you and where are you from
The moon. Where are you from?
Am from Washington Dc
And you are you happy married with kids?
Very cool. No kids, or married, I semi-not suicidal. How about? Married with kids?
Am single never been married?
How old are you?
125.
What do you mean
That’s my age. How old are you?
38 AND YOU
I’m old. Like millions of years old. nodding You are cute.
Thanks
What do you do for a living?
I am an assassin. You?
Am doing my nursing service
Have you ever been dated online before
Oh my yes. Met the love of my life online, Banana, but she split on me. How about you?
You the only person i have meeting here am new person here how long have you been here
Very long time, I forget, been online for billions of years, since the early days, when chat was pure text and cybersex was orange juice on a stick. So are you looking for dating and more?
Am looking for a serious relationship
Me too! Me too! So do you believe in long, prolonged deprivation of the senses?
Are you on hangout?
Yes are you on hangout?
*Her profile was removed because of verification before I could respond – “TAKE ME NOW YOU FOOL!!!” Stupid Facebook*
And hence ended that love story, it was quick but very sweet. Till next time…I am…..ME!!!!
WANDERING WHERE I AM GOING! 