I AM THE WRITER OF MULTIPLE THINGS, of dancing bears and laughing lions, depressed monkeys and me, all standing outside yelling at the world, HI!! HOW ARE YOU? CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT?

“I’m not wearing any pants!”

That’s okay! Neither am I!

I’ve been writing since I was this high to a grasshopper, whatever the hell that means, poorly, but still still writing after all these years.

Why do I write?

Because I can!

Also I like it when people read my stuff and don’t die.

That’s always a plus.

I hear about stuff going viral all the time and think, “EWWWWWW!!” So I wear protection when I write, two pairs of gloves, in case one falls off.

Anyways, welcome to my world, won’t you come on in?

  1. Your poetry is fantastic, and this is one of the best ‘about me’ sections I’ve read! Looking forward to keeping up with your work!! 🙂

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