THIS IS ME! IS THAT YOU?

I AM THE WRITER OF MULTIPLE THINGS, of dancing bears and laughing lions, depressed monkeys and me, all standing outside yelling at the world, HI!! HOW ARE YOU? CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT?

“I’m not wearing any pants!”

That’s okay! Neither am I!

I’ve been writing since I was this high to a grasshopper, whatever the hell that means, poorly, but still still writing after all these years.

Why do I write?

Because I can!

Also I like it when people read my stuff and don’t die.

That’s always a plus.

I hear about stuff going viral all the time and think, “EWWWWWW!!” So I wear protection when I write, two pairs of gloves, in case one falls off.

Anyways, welcome to my world, won’t you come on in?

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